dental romance 

he's in the middle of my heart
though i see him only once in a while
you'll find my name in his file 

i try to pretend to be calm
every time we meet each other right here
and we've never been this near 

if i ask you for a date
will you decline
do i need to keep my teeth all decayed
so i can see you

and you'll know the reasons why
when you take a look out through my window
and you'll know what it means to me
how can i get through 

do you find it romantic
in this small room
we met we knew each other
though he never calls me by my name
dentist i believe in you 

i won't brush my teeth again
i will eat more candies in the evening
i will stand all the brought-about pain

i know if i give you money
you won't accept
unless i come with my teeth all gone bad
then i can pay you

my friend 
i've got a story i'd like to tell
somehow no one seems to believe at all
so what about you

chinese translation

牙醫浪漫史

他在我心中佔一席位
雖然我們並不常見面
你可以在他的檔案裡找到我的名字 

每次我們在這裡見面的時候
我都嘗試裝作鎮定
我們從未如此接近

如果我約你出去
你會不會拒絕
我要不要讓我的牙齒全都壞掉
才能見到你

當你從我的窗口望出去時
你便會明白一切
你便會知道它對我有甚麼意義
我怎麼能夠克服 

你覺不覺得很浪漫
在這細小的房間
我們碰上並認識對方
雖然他從來都不直呼我的名字
牙醫我信任你 

我不會再刷牙
我會在夜間吃多些糖果
我會忍受這帶來的痛楚

我知道如果我給你錢
你不會接受
除非我來的時候我的牙齒全都壞掉
那麼我便可以付款給你

我的朋友
我想講一個故事
但是好像沒有人相信
那麼你呢